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origin
scp-5671 is a noob gamer of indeterminate origin, currently trapped in an eternal nae nae. scp-5671 is a noob-shaped entity with objects containing [REDACTED] across the spherical surface. Due to posts made on scp-5671's four chian accounts, coupled with analysis of the eb-class ontological breakdown scenarios, scp-5671 is theorized to observe a given planet and generate retarded posts on the internet.

It is unknown when scp-5671 was created and how long it has been posting cringe; though undetectable under normal circumstances, possible depictions of scp-5671 are present in /mu/, mythologies. While the physical make-up of scp-5671 is gay, it is theorized to be a technobiological weapon - scp-5671 or entities of similar purpose have been confirmed to be the cause of the eb-class ontological breakdown scenarios on planets whip, nae, and nae2.

On 10/25/2011, routine foundation scans detected electromagnetic broadcasts being transmitted from an otherwise empty section of luna's surface to the headquarters of social media company 4 chain, inc.. These waves resulted in minor server disturbances, which removed the daily post limit on a single blog (later discovered to be scp-5671's blog); further investigation led to discovery of scp-5671. Afterwards, several other anomalies were discovered to result from its presence, such as one of the moon's gravitational field anomalies and massive gay beams.

scp-5671 presents itself on its blog as a noob gamerand blogs exclusively about social justice issues, its content, hentai, and the undertale AU (alternate universe)  underswap. It has maintained a large group of acquaintances on the website and is well known for its underswap hentais, and music discussions.

scp-5671 maintains both a primary "hentai" blog and a secondary "private" blog in which it talks about its feelings regarding really shitty music that is bad.

Given scp-5671's blog posts, it is theorized that a malfunction in scp-5671's programming caused it to like shitty music which is not.

interests
bad music that sounds like poop, the /mu/ four chode forum, hopsin, underswap hentai, being a retard, foiur chian.